Alright, alright, I'm coming.
First place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by kramarczyk
President Bush: So I just... Whoops! Sorry about that Dean. You probably shouldn't stand so close to the rack. Look at it this way, at least now you've got something to discuss the next time you go hunting with the Vice-President.
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Second place goes to:
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman
Earlier that morning, Dubya skips about the Oval Office as he sings his favorite song:
"I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain....."
Snap to the present:
While driving MOE's robot, the President suddenly has an epiphany...
Dubya: "The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the remaining two sides....."
Releases joysticks. After a short pause [French for "stop"]....
Dubya: "Well shoot, kids, FIRST really do make you more smartilicious!"
MOE Student, thinking to himself: "Hmm....it didn't take......our plan didn't work! It must have only been a 'contact' intelligence boost. We need more time!!!!!!"
Other MOE Student: "Uh, keep driving, Mr. President, we've got enough batteries to last us allllllllll day."
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) JaneYoung
2) dlavery
3) Andy Baker
4) GaryVoshol
5) EddieMcD
6) EricS-Team180
7) Lil' Lavery
8) EricH
And the burn award goes to...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Ken Patton
Aww crap, this is too hard. Lets just do the GO MOE cheer again....
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Which means the scores are...
Code:
Travis Hoffman 139
EddieMcD 138
JaneYoung 132
GaryVoshol 129
boiler 122
Wayne Doenges 121
KathieK 114
kramarczyk 103
Don Rotolo 96
EricH 93
Al Skierkiewicz 85
EricS-Team180 83
Rich Wong 71
skimoose 54
rocketperson44 33
BlondeNerd 33
lukevanoort 30
Greg Needel 30
Barry Bonzack 28
Rick TYler 25
dlavery 22
raymaniac 21
Andy Baker 20
joshsmithers 19
InfernoX14 18
Alan8or 16
cooker52 15
Diriye 14
Jay H 237 14
Rich Kressly 14
Tottanka 12
Lil' Lavery 11
Schnabel 11
Libby K 10
MissInformation 10
3dude_2231 10
Pavan 10
Cynette 9
KarenH 8
Hiteak 8
Alex Cormier 8
Nuttyman54 8
Danielle H 8
Richard 7
Koko Ed 7
wpdrummer 7
Alexa Stott 6
Kristian Calhoun 6
Rosiebotboss 6
Michelle Celio 6
basicxman 6
zinefer 6
Tim Delles 5
Jeff Rodriguez 5
taylort 5
Karibou 5
Dave Scheck 4
Joe Matt 4
"Big Mike" 4
Bcahn836 4
lilstogi11 4
SSMike 4
Derek Smith 3
Otaku 3
Protronie 3
Ken Patton 3
artdutra04 3
BandChick 3
Bharat Nain 3
Dorienne 3
Elgin Clock 3
robotcanuck1676 3
Zyik 3
Water Bandit23 3
11Mort11 2
Beth Sweet 2
ChrisH 2
dhoizner 2
iCurtis 2
KTorak 2
Peter Matteson 2
ShaneP 2
sishu7 2
Spiffizzle 2
Tetraman 2
vhcook 2
1902_Battery_SGT 2
acdcfan259 2
Jeremiah Johnson 2
jmb226 2
lingomaniac88 2
Matt Attallah 2
114ManualLabor 1
65_Xero_Huskie 1
andrew348 1
bduddy 1
blakcheez 1
blaxbb 1
Carol 1
cobrawanabe1699 1
Conor Ryan 1
crafty 1
Goober!!! 1
Herodotus 1
Jack K. 1
JBotAlan 1
Jessica Boucher 1
KelliV 1
Kyle Love 1
Littleswimmer14 1
SlimBoJones 1
Steve W 1
tim_reiher 1
whlspacedude 1
Onward!