Since Travis brought the subject up, I went back and calculated the combined scores across all five years of the caption contest for the contestants. In no particular order:
Steve Shade: Never entered
Amanda Morrison: 57 + 34 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 91 career points
Dr. Aidan Browne: Never entered
Jane Young: 0 + 22 + 111 + 134 + 2 = 269 career points
Heidi Foster: 160 + 137 + 111 + 10 + 0 = 418 career points
Paul Copioli: Never entered
Steve Florence: Never entered
Tim Baird: Never entered
Karthik Kanagasabapathy: Never entered
JVN: 54 + 12 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 66 career points
Billfred Leverette: Never entered (obviously)
Travis Hoffman: 151 + 138 + 80 + 140 + 1 = 510 career points
I'll further note that Travis has some
twenty-two burn awards from over the years. (Heidi has a relatively miniscule eleven.)
One more friendly reminder: Don't shoot the messenger!
(One other thing for the stat nerds: EddieMcD slots between Travis and Heidi on the all-time list with 429 points and eighteen burn awards. Just to give you a gauge and all.)