Chris: Excuse me, but what's going on out here?
Andy: Well, Paul's scared because his microphone battery is dead and someone just ran to the store to buy a new one. We need a live... is it a live pig?
*Gary nods*
Andy: We need a live pig to take the curse off the rack and nobody seems to know how to call that potential interference.
*to the group*
Chris: Is that about right?
*they nod*
Andy: We're dealing with a lot here.
Chris: Okay, well, uh... we can pretend to be deliberating about the penalty until we get Paul a new battery, we'll call interference on Red and it won't affect the outcome of the match so no one will be upset, and we're in the middle of Indiana, so someone's bound to have a pig. Ok let's Rack n' Roll.
This caption may or may not have been inspired by Bull Durham.