[Billfred]

Here goes!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by FoXy92

Chris: Excuse me, but what's going on out here?
Andy: Well, Paul's scared because his microphone battery is dead and someone just ran to the store to buy a new one. We need a live... is it a live pig?
*Gary nods*
Andy: We need a live pig to take the curse off the rack and nobody seems to know how to call that potential interference.
*to the group*
Chris: Is that about right?
*they nod*
Andy: We're dealing with a lot here.
Chris: Okay, well, uh... we can pretend to be deliberating about the penalty until we get Paul a new battery, we'll call interference on Red and it won't affect the outcome of the match so no one will be upset, and we're in the middle of Indiana, so someone's bound to have a pig. Ok let's Rack n' Roll.

This caption may or may not have been inspired by Bull Durham.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

AB: Chris, just what kind of battery do you use to power your super-vest?
CF: um, I dunno, but I think your shirt is leaking up onto your hat...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) boiler
3) Andy Baker
4) rocketperson44
5) kramarczyk
6) KathieK
7) GaryVoshol
8) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman

Yes, Chris, my mom did in fact make me wear this hard hat, lest these pernicious inflatable inner tubes bash my skull in. She even stenciled my name on the inside liner for me, just like she does my underwear.

Which means the scores are:

InfernoX14    11
FoXy92    10
Don Rotolo    6
boiler    5
EricH    5
KathieK    4
kramarczyk    4
rocketperson44    4
Travis Hoffman    4
acdcfan259    3
GaryVoshol    3
JaneYoung    3
Rich Wong    3
Wayne Doenges    3
BlondeNerd    2
EricS-Team180    2
Greg Needel    2
Karibou    2
SlaminSwimster    2
"Big Mike"    2
Lions for First    2
lingomaniac88    1
tim_reiher    1
Water Bandit23    1

Onward!