[EricH]

JVN: This robot is so good, we're already figuring the odds of a world championship!
Eric: Hmm... That can't be right... Hey, John, every time I try, I end up dividing by zero. That can't be good, can it?
Paul Copioli (off-camera): How about adding wings, a beak, and a tail to the zero?
JVN: Dividing by CHICKEN? Might work.
Eric: (5 minutes later) Nope, still doesn't. How about instead, we put a snout and four legs on it?
Paul: NOOOOOOOO!
JVN: YES!!

[npoe]You thought I couldn't slip Paul Copioli into this, didn't you?[/npoe]