Here we see several local retirees harnessing the power of the
pyramid tetra to revert to an age where they could pass off as High School students, in an effort to use their vast experience to dominate the competition. Unfortunately, they were of an age that couldn't even set the time on their VCRs and, sadly, lost to some young whippersnappers.
[NPOE]:
Holy Carp, how in the world did I get a first place out of
that drivel? There goes my Bridesmaid award for the 2009 season
[/NPOE]