These have been printing for MONTHS.... Something like half-a-billion bags total with my face on it....
Just think, my face fills landfills
That reminds me.... The other day I was going into the hospital for Physical Therapy, and when I got to the outpatient desk, the woman asked me for ID. I reached into my pocket, and I realized I left my wallet at home. Panicking, I look over to the gift shop, where I see some bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos®. I picked one up with my face on it, walked over to the desk, and the woman laughed and gave me my ID sticker...