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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #217
A married couple attends the championship event:
Wife: These seats are horrible!
Husband: Hey, you're the one who wanted to get a close view of the action!
Wife: Yes, but not like this! Half our view is obstructed by the driver, and this blue light is getting in my eyes!
Husband: *screaming* What will it take for me to satisfy you these days?!
Wife: *also screaming* Well, maybe if you could clean the house once in a while, then I'd--
Husband: *still screaming* Oh, there you go again with the house! Do you know how many hours I have to put in every week at work?!
*continues arguing for three days straight*
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