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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #223
Student: This is the moment where we teach a man from Mars how to fish, isn't it?
Mentor: Yes, the planets have aligned. Let's fin-ish this lesson without alien-ating the whole school. We don't want to tip the scales in their favor or it's water over the bridge, er, tank.
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Excellence is contagious. ~ Andy Baker, President, AndyMark, Inc. and Woodie Flowers Award 2003
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
~ Helen Keller (1880-1968)
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