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Posted by Josh at 1/20/2001 9:29 PM EST


Engineer on team #419, Rambots, from Wentworth Institute of Technology.



A monkey walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and says,"Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender, taken aback by the talking monkey says,"No, we don't have any grapes here."

The monkey leaves, only to come back the next night and approach the counter once more.

"Got any grapes?" asks the monkey.
"No, same as last night." replies the bartender.

Again the monkey leaves. But the next night, he wanders in AGAIN. "Got any grapes?" asks the monkey.

"NO, WE DON'T SELL GRAPES! and if you ask ONCE more I'm going to nail your butt to the stool."

The monkey runs out of the bar, and the next day, he comes in yet again. He walks up the bartender. The bartender eyes him suspiciously, and the monkey begins to speak again.

"Got any nails?" asks the monkey.
"No," replies the bartender.

So the monkey looks straight at the bartender and says "Got any grapes?"

Josh
"Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears"
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