[kramarczyk]

Driver: I'm going to warp speed!

Coach: No, no warp speed is too slow. Go straight to ludicrous speed.

Operator: Uhhh... we need to make a turn in 37 ft... we may overshoot it at those speeds.

Coach: Waa... You'll never win if you don't take a chance. Ludicrous speed, go!!!

Driver: AHHHH!!!

Operator: We're coming up on the wall!!!

Coach: Blast a hole in it with the proton torpedos!

Robocoach: ummm... we don't have any proton torpedos...

Coach: What do we have? A Cuisinart?

Driver: I've got a marker.

Coach: Great, what color?

Operator: Ahh, his hand is covering the cap

Driver: Green... its green.

All: AAAHHHHHHH

SMACK

Coach: I told you not to drive so fast.

Ref: Might I suggest you listen to FIRSTcast... Season 4 episode 3 before your next match.