[artdutra04]

Dear Santa,

Can you please drop the mandatory bumpers and instead give us 10 extra pounds to work with?

We'll leave out extra cookies on Christmas Eve.

Thanks!


P.S. You might want to rethink giving coal to the kids on the naughty list. With the going price per ton nowadays, they might actually start a very profitable enterprise by all coordinating to sandbag their name onto the naughty list and profiting from all the free coal. You should switch to something non-flammable, like basalt.