Rich: "WHERE'S MY "
DORK" STICKER? I can't function without my dork sticker! Al, have you seen my dork sticker? I am but an empty, soulless shell of a man without my dork sticker!"
<20 minutes later, when Rich finally shuts up>
Al: "We had to take your dork sticker away, because we had you officially upgraded to 'DWEEB'! [Hands Rich new Post-It Note] Congratulations!"
Rich: "Yayyy!" [applies sticker to forehead; skips away happily]
(Hmm, I believe I've dipped into this well before....)