[EricH]

Originally Posted by daltore

My family makes puns all of the time, but even by our standards, geez, these are bad! And for reference, the term "almost completely safe" can always be disproven. There's blood on the sidewalk at my middle school from when I did a video project with rubber chickens. If there's enough force to hurl a couple of pounds over a football field's distance, there's enough force to cause damage.

If these are bad, you haven't been around long enough. (There are some threads that were, for a while, almost solid puns. There are about a half-dozen people that you don't give a punny topic to, because they will go after it to the full extent of the humor.)