[NorviewsVeteran]

"Stupid hose" --James getting frustrated installing pressure lines during our first year with pneumatics

"Corey doesn't like the strippers because they're flat?" --Me responding to a student telling a coach not to use a pair of wire strippers


OMAIGAWD THERES MORE

Camoryn- "Its a random fluctuation in the space-time continuum"

Camoryn- "go into the shop and tell them the popcorn's ready"
Me- *walks into the shop* "guys, the popcorn's ready" *two newbies walk out* "knew it"
Sam(freshman)- "I didn't come here for the food"
Me- "THAT'S what I want to hear, THAT'S the attitude I'm looking for!"
*Sam begins walking out from behind the workbench*
Me- "NOW GET BACK OVER THERE!!"


This is from the InvenTeam season, I guess it still counts...
Coach(referring to me)- "you, um, gah... sketchup kid."
Me(looking up from computer with a certain level of wtf)- "what?"
Me(later that day)- "Hold on, if I'm 'sketchup kid', whats that make him(Cedric)?"
Coach- "you, the black one!"


And one from game design class with 'the black one'
Cedric- "Someone said Riu from Street Fighter could beat Scorpian from Mortal Kombat. I said no way, Scorpian could take Riu any day of the week."
Me- "ANY day? Dude, he could take Riu EVERY day of the week: GET OVER HERE!"