That...is amazing.
Apparently I'm not the only person who wanted to do this...
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/285110/20090124.zip
This is a copy of the lolcode header files that me and a couple of friends have been developing...latest update, let me know if there are any bugs.
It comes with a sample program (basic console...)and an open-source header.
I've been working on it for a while...