[VeedotJaydot]

Here are some pictures of how it is wired, forgive me if they are bad angles/bad quality. Also, here is a rough diagram of how it is wired:

o=wired
x=unwired

X Y Z
o o o (sig)
o o x (5v)
o o o (0v/ground)

Also, to expound on our problem, the only outputs we get are either constant negative numbers (ex: an unchanging -.983) or a sequence of bizzare negative numbers.