I was going to comment, "be still my heart" upon seeing this monstrosity, but then on second thought I figured that seeing this in person (just seeing it) might literally cause my heart to be still. So, I guess I decided it wasn't worth it.
Where do people come up with these ideas?!?!?
EDIT: I just thought of something. Is the "Burnt Finger" Barbecue sauce in the background named for the aftermath of what happens when you stumble too close to an actual piece of bacon that happens to explode?
