Oh, I forgot one...or two...
Ray- You see this emergency stop button?
Newbs- -shakes head-
Ray- -slams button- it doesn't work.
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Ray- Wait wait wait look at me your not looking at me wait wait watch.
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Someone walks into our hotel room at nationals...
Person- Why are there red towels in your bathroom?
Us- What you don't dye your hair red in hotel bathrooms for team spirit?
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1-Where's the wallowing bit?
2-Right next to the invisible chains, duh.
