Posted by Jon - T190 at 02/28/2001 9:15 AM EST
Engineer on team #190, Gompei, from Mass Academy of Math and Science and Worcester Polytechnic Institute.
In Reply to: Re: Team 190 SpiderGoat Revealed!!
Posted by Patrick Dingle on 02/28/2001 1:18 AM EST:
Press conference 2/28/01
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Jon: I'm here to to answer any questions regarding Spidey
Pat: My sources say that your "Spidergoat" (yea, he did the air quotes cause he's "cool"
is really a decoy and your real robot is codenamed AlG. Are there any truth to these rumors?
Jon: Let me assure you, that here at Team 190 our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
Pat: Is there any truth to the rumors that your picture is a decoy to throw us from the path of your robot? Just answer the question, this isn't a kind of Spanish Inquisition....
Jon: -Jarring Chord- NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition...
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Stress must be relieved in any possible manner.