~ you've always got band-aids on your hands
~ you've got bruises from dropping metal on your foot, or being hit with something
~ you've broken a nail from accidentally sanding your fingernail, or trying to rip out stubborn staples
~ you've got sawdust all over your clothes and shoes
~ you think little wrenches and lockwashers are adorable
~ you must think before you speak or else someone will respond with "that's what she said!"
~ there are so many "dirty" words that make you laugh: balls, nut, lubricant, rod, noodle, etc...
