[FRC4ME]

While we were waiting at a metro station to get to the DC regional:

Mentor: "So, you know where you stand?"
Student: "I'm standing in the metro station?"
<mentor facepalms>

Transit Cop: "Young man, you can't just jump the gate!"
<everyone facepalms>

Student 1: "What's a Commonwealth bathroom?"
Student 2: "Ballroom."
Student 1: "Oh."

Driver after a match: "So guys, I pushed that switch that you told me never ever to push..."
Programmers: <sigh>...