[Lil' Lavery]

Originally Posted by Taylor

Following the Great Flood, Noah lets the animals out of the ark and gives them the command, "Go forth and multiply!".
Some time later, he goes about checking on them and is pleased to see that they have followed his command - chicks, foals, cubs, pups and other baby animals abound. Except for the snakes - no offspring to be found

Noah inquires why they haven't multiplied? To which the snakes reply, "We can't. We're adders.".

Noah is bothered by this, and takes compassion on the snakes. What can he give them? Finally he saws some sections of logs and makes some furniture for them.

More time passes, and Noah again visits the snakes. Baby snakes everywhere!

Noah is pleased, but confused. "I thought you said you couldn't do this?", he remarks. The snakes smile and reply, "Oh, it's much better since you gave us those log tables!".

....that's awful....