(with apologies to
Roger Miller)
(To the tune of "King of the Road")...
Nice hats for sale or rent
Robot Parts...from fifty cents.
By phone, or In-ter-net
I'm as big a sucker as it gets...
Ah, but..two hours of judgin' teams
Ain't as fun as it might seem
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.
[NPOE] ...and, he's
Andy Baker!.
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