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Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season

I feel compelled to contribute.

Mentor: *checks rankings* That last match bumped us up to 6th. For our first event, we're doing pretty well!
Student 1: ...That's not right. We can't be THAT far up on the first day.
Student 2: What day is it?
Mentor: Uh, Friday the 13th...
Student 3: That explains it. We're just immune to everyone else's suffering.

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*digging through the electrical bins*
Student 1: *pulls up a tightly wrapped object* Uh, what is this?
Student 2: Lead. Don't ask.
Student 1: Uh...Isn't this kinda dangerous to have in here?
Student 2: We like to imagine it makes the electrons go faster.

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Marketing Leader: Ooo, I always wanted to solder! Wanna teach me?
Electrical Leader: Sure. We need to find the tips of my fingers and shreds of burnt flesh and we'll set you up.
Marketing Leader: Uh...I'll go work on Chairman's.

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Programming Leader: Chris!
Chris (Pneumatics Leader): What?
Programming Leader: Robot go "psssh!" Fix!

This later turned into "Beepu" for programming, "Ga-lunk" for drivetrain, "Chrff" for chassis, "Vrrrrk" for gamespec, and "Biz-zit" for electrical.
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*after weighing the robot for eliminations*
Inspector: Yup! You're fine. Dropped from 119.6 to 118.9.
Mentor: Grea-...Did we lose weight? What? How?
Student: We didn't take anything off...
Mentor: We're going to interpret this as a good sign.
Student 2: I'll go get the duck-tape and the lead block.

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Sensors Leader: ...Did we just blow a year's worth of Victors?
Student: Uh...
Sensors Leader: ...And how far are we into the build season?
Student: 40 minutes?

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Mentor 1: *finishing up weight meeting* Haha! And if we need more weight, we'll take it out of programming.
Programming Student: Namun, make your code lighter!
Namun (Programming Leader): *smashing at his computer* I'M CHUNKING AS FAST AS I CAN!

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Driver: Its ROBOTICS!
*activates shooter and smacks a student with a moonrock*

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Student: Should we be worried that the only blood spilled this year is from programming?

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Sensors Leader: Who're we with next round? Anyone we know?
Scouting Leader: Mr. and Mrs. Stationary Trailer.

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