"And you think that I can cut those measurements?" -- Brett Kolk (although it probably isn't exactly what he said

)
"What's FIRST?" -- Halfway into build season, Tyler Siersma (of course he didn't join until a couple weeks in

)
"I'm on a boat!" -- Jack Brock
Wayne: Who cut this board?!?
All: Brett...
Me: Where's Lucas?
Brett, "Tapeworm", Hailey: Right beside you...
Me: Oh my god! Lucas is a ninja!
Judge: What made you think of the design you have today?
Lucas: ... (he is the quiet one)
Judge: Don't you know?
All: Sorry, Lucas is the quiet one...Talk to us.
(sorry Lucas

)
"We have limited-edition, black and white buttons today! Only for a limited time!" -- Jack Brock
Ethan: Finally, I made the mascot...
[Puts on costume]
Me: What is that? A sun and a circle with our name on it?
Well, that's all I can think of right now...some or maybe most of these happened at competitions or during build season. If I remember more (or find more at state) I will list them as another reply

.