"Bippity Bopity Bacon!"
Alright I should come clean now that the 1st is over. This product is, disappointingly, not real.
This has all been a part of a hoax that thinkgeek puts on every year, along with the squeezeable bacon they were also selling
Interactive Portal T-shirts,
USB pet rocks, and a
Tauntaun sleeping bag.
I apologize for any hopes and dreams I may have just crushed with this announcement, but maybe one day society can progress to the greatest of all food related feats, bacon...in a tube
Happy April fools day, see you all in Atlanta