Stop it already. There is no doubt that if the hyperbole were replaced with data you would be singing a different tune.
You guys are faster, stronger, more practiced, more organized, more prepared, less grouchy, funnier (in the case of Paul), cooler (in the case of Adam, ok, and Paul too), have faster brains, have better eyesight, and better hearing. I does not matter that my pants are better looking, I'm in over my head.
I have one major advantage in addition to the camo. After every match, I get to walk over to Mr. Hibner and say "what's next?" Gentlemen, HE is a REAL captain.
Ken