[Finleym]

wish granted, but since you were unprepared for the lack of oxygen, the sudden temperature and pressure changes, and the force required to reach the moon, you cannot breath, freeze, and shatter. Your remains however complete your wish by slamming into the moon's surface and effectively dig into the rock, reching an unkown pocket of red cheese. (Don't underestimate physics.)

I wish that I could convice my friend that they need more than twenty hours of sleep a week.