[BuddyB309]

Abra Kadabra! Your wish is granted! You talk to you friend and actually convince him/her to get some more sleep. That night, as your friend is driving home, his/her vehicle is struck by a rampant Moose with a serious overuse of cologne. The malodorous moose's fumes enter your friend's nasal passages and completely override his/her olfactory system. The surge in electrical pulses in your friend's brain causes him/her to seizure, soil himself, and have a slight taste of mild cheddar cheese in his/her mouth before collapsing unconscious on the ground. Your friend now spends the next three months in a coma, you have to give him/her sponge baths and change the bed pan.

I wish my roomate's cat would stop stinking up the place each time it took a poop.