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Team: Mr. Kelly, a seagull just crapped on your head!
Mr. Kelly: I guess it's good luck.

The next day Mr. Kelly won the Woodie Flowers award.


Here's another one.
Josh: Did you know that if you lick a gummy bear and throw it, it will stick to a wall?
The next day I said: Josh did you know that if you left a gummy bear stuck to the wall over night, it will peel the paint off?
The hotel loved us for that one.