My profile isn't accurate, either.
I'm not really a "Parent", since my student is now in college and not on any team. "Alumni Parent" would not be technically correct; I believe "Alumnus Parent" would be better, since I only had one student on the team. "Robotics Widow" would work, too, though "Mentor Spouse" would sound happier.
I don't want to leave it blank, since I still have some involvement with the team (sewing Spandex this season--let's see, that's "Seamstress"--I certainly hope this title wouldn't apply every year).
I didn't really want to torment Brandon with the zillion possibilities available, but since someone else opened the discussion, this is my 2 cents' worth.