[Ryan Caldwell]

Step 1: Small car (preferably with blacked out or painted windows)

Step 2: remove a 12 inch wide section from the passengers side door to the center of the car (both roof and floor)

Step 3: make replacement roof piece to mend the hole except for a 12 circle in the center of the car

Step 4: put car on rollers and slide it around the flag poll.

Step 5: fasten replacement roof piece (better the fit the more people you will fool into thinking you lifted it up and dropped it down onto the pole)

Step 6: close doors & lock car