[demosthenes2k8]

"Guys? The floor attacked someone else..." (The floor of the Robolair has a strange curse...people seem to bleed on it randomly.)

We have a certain girl on our team who is great for comic relief:
Mentor: "Don't run with sharp objects, or things with sharp objects on it."
Trish: "Oh, or scissors!"

Trish: "No, you don't eat the NON-FLAVORED chapstick!"

Trish: "So Asian's a kind of Chinese?"
(The same day, when asked what continent China was in)
"South America?"
(Much later)
"Is it Europe?"

Mentor: "I know what we can do!"
Everyone: Some sort of variation of "Oh $@#$@#$@#$@#."

Mentor: "No female daughter of mine is going to Lowell!"
Mentor's daughter: "What about a male daughter?"