I'd personally hire myself out as "security" for the GDC's secret bunker.
Then, once in, it's just a matter of getting the game for 2010.
Of course, there are more obstacles, as well. You need to first climb over a ramp, guarded by Wildstang's 2003 bot, then swim through the fabled "sea of Krispy Kremes" which separates the Game Vault from the committee's planning room.
Once at the vault, it's just a matter of getting past the "great sphinx". To pass, you must decipher one of Dave's game clues correctly, within 1000 guesses (which is usually accomplished through posting said clue on Chief Delphi).
Opening the vault should then be a breeze. (That is, as long as you remembered to update your WPA-key back before the ramp. You did, didn't you?
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By the time you finish these tasks, it'll probably be January 3rd, but hey, it was worth the effort anyway!