[Katie_UPS]

I would track all my FIRST emails, and shipping information, and over analyze EVERYTHING. I would then follow the clues to the GDC Headquarters (Hidden under a volcano in Japan) and use a jetpack to go in via the vent/crater.

Once in, I would zip line across a large shipping/storage area, and defeat three ninjas on my way. I would then do some summersaults to run between crates to get a deep dark cave. After kicking a couple doors in, and scaling large walls, I would peer into their head quarters, with a big oval table, and a large screen for emergency conferences with Dean and Woody. There would be a swinging light, that is swaying in the breeze of an air vent.

While everyone is staring at Dean, who is demonstrating his latest prostetic arm, I will nab the manilla folder labeled "TOP SECRET FILES" and jet out, beating up a few hitmen on my way.