[Billfred]

Okay, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Barry Bonzack

...The robot doesn't know what you are, either.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Don Rotolo

Here we see archeologists from the Phoenix Seaport Museum examining an artifact recently recovered from the submerged ruins of what is believed to be some kind of sports arena' in what used to be known as Silicon Valley, before the great 'quake of 2073, when much of the western part of the North American continent tumbled into the Pacific Ocean.

Professor Wornstrom (at left): "Hmmm, Looks like some kind of cooking implement, are those the heating coils? What's a CIM?"
Professor Farnsworth (center, rear): "No, I think it's one of those three-dimensional smellovisions we have heard about, can't you see the handles?"
H Conrad (far right): "No, you banana splits, it's got to be a weapon, see the knife edge and Fleur De Lis?"
PJ Fry (center front): "I've seen these before when I lived in the 20th century. It's some kind of robotic Wooden Flower thingie."

[NPOE: apologies to Matt G.]

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Taylor
2) Travis Hoffman
3) rocketperson44
4) EricH
5) JaneYoung
6) Wayne Doenges
7) kramarczyk
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) rtfgnow
10) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

Guy on the left: "Woah...what kind of cheese IS that?"
Guy on the middle left: *jumping up and down excitedly*"Oh boy oh boy, I don't know, but I sure want some!"
Guy on the middle right: *cool kid voice* "That's sickkkkkkk dude"
Guy on the right: "It's only cheese. I don't need my glasses"
*cheese goes POOF! and magic smoke appears*

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	133
Travis Hoffman	125
rocketperson44	124
Don Rotolo	120
EricH	120
GaryVoshol	109
JaneYoung	103
Wayne Doenges	97
Karibou	92
kramarczyk	88
lingomaniac88	78
Al Skierkiewicz	73
Barry Bonzack	64
rtfgnow	59
AndyB	44
EricS-Team180	37
SlaminSwimster	32
Steve W	31
Anna B.	28
Akash Rastogi	22
acdcfan259	21
dodar	21
InfernoX14	19
Rich Wong	18
Andy Baker	17
typharn91	17
bobwrit	16
Lions for First	15
Schnabel	14
Jeff Rodriguez	13
Water Bandit23	13
FoXy92	12
KathieK	12
Enigma's puzzle	12
Michelle Celio	11
BlondeNerd	10
tim_reiher	10
Elgin Clock	9
boomergeek	8
Dan Swando	8
RMiller	8
andrew348	7
George1902	5
FRC4ME	5
Diriye	4
Tito H.	4
rsisk	4
"Big Mike"	4
Greg Needel	3
taylort	3
whlspacedude	3
ZakuAce	3
Alex Cormier	3
cobrawanabe1699	3
FlyingCrayons	3
GillSt.Bernards	3
Hachiban VIII	2
James1902	2
Jay H 237	2
KarenH	2
Katie_UPS	2
NorviewsVeteran	2
Pat McCarthy	2
The Pre	2
basicxman	2
LittleSwimmer14	2
Mr. Pockets	2
Raumiester2010	2
Rick TYler	2
Chief Pride	1
Cuog	1
Dave Scheck	1
Dorienne	1
Ioski	1
Kyle	1
Libby K	1
MoeMom	1
mtaman02	1
Protronie	1
Richard	1
skimoose	1
Zach Purser	1
Zyik	1

Onward!