[EricH]

Narrator: "It's time to check the nerd traps. Every week for six weeks, several of them are set up around the nation. After drawing blanks at some suggested locations, we go to the New York trap, the first one to actually be set up this week."

Second narrator: "Yep, we got one! Now for the ki-- Wait a minute, that guy's not a nerd! He's not from New England!"

Narrator: "Dang. Unfortunately, there's no escape once you're in. That's why we don't enter the traps."