I just want to bring attention to the dedication that this takes. Dumpsters = Disgusting! Seriously, you couldn't PAY me to jump into one without me first dousing it in gas and burning off the first dozen or so layers of filth. You are a braver person than me

Though in all seriousness, you really should be wearing some sort of gloves and long pants and sleeves. I know it was pretty nice the last couple days but the last thing you want is to get a cut in an environment like that.