[EricH]

"What does this button do?"
"Oh, that activates the popcorn popper."
"What about this one?"
"Oh, that? That's for the can opener."
"How about this button?"
"That launches the big red ball."
"And this one?"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT, JUNIOR!!!!"

It was the FRC Addiction activation button--the warning came too late.