[EricH]

MC: Red alliance ready? Blue alliance ready?
Dean: Wait, where are my partners?
Game announcer: Dean, this event is for alliances of one.
Dean: Oh, OK. I'm ready, then.
Team 102 driver: Are you SURE you don't want to use your Segway?
Dean: Sometimes, science and technology can't help you against science and technology.
MC: OK, then 3... 2... 1... GO!
Dean: Hey, attacking your opponent isn't graciously professional! OUCH!
Team 102 driver: Oops.
MC: Let's try this again. 3... 2... 1 ... GO!

Dean was later heard to say: I should have used the Segway when I had the chance. Durn science and technology!