[KarenH]

Press Release:

Local Robotics Team Invents Revolutionary MRI Machine

This new device takes Magnetic Resonance Imaging to the next level, where the patient need not remain motionless. In fact, its scanning technology is so advanced it can even capture and diagnose reluctant patients without the use of external restraints!

Medical, law enforcement, and veterinary professionals will find it useful for scanning the mentally ill, small children, criminals--even wild animals. Includes lie detector at no extra charge.

Contact Team Wildstang for ordering information.