Vader: Paaauul, join the Dark Siiiiide.
Copioli: What are you talking about....? This is FIRST.
Vader: Paaaul, don't be so ignorant. I meant IFIIIIII
Copioli: Wait....JVN....is that
you?
Vader: >.>.......<.< .........Yessss, join me Paaauuulll, come to the Daaark Siiiide
Copioli: Ok ok let's see here....If I join IFI, what's in it for me? Do I get a lightsaber?
Vader: Noooo, but you get a shiney laserrrrr! And a nice corner off-*Copioli cuts him off*
Copioli: DEAL! When do I start?
First day of work:
Vader looks around at burning office.
Vader: Whyyyyyyyyy???? I trusted you Paaauul, we could've run IFI as an empire! Get out of here! You're FIRED!
Copioli:
..................Can I keep my laser though?
Vader *crying*: Huh?....Uh yea sure...whatever.
Vader *while cleaning up*: Well....at least I still have my interns.
*Coffee guy walks in*
K: Here's your megamocha latte sir, extra frothy just the way you like.
Vader: Why thank you, Karthik. Go back to your desk now.