[Mr. Pockets]

(Photo is passed about at annual super-villain convention)

Joker: Ha, Vader is that you? Ha ha wow! What, have they got you speaking at FIRST competitions now? Going all GP and geek, eh?

Vader: What? Never! I wasn't there for the competition. I was just, uh...scouting about to see if there were any good battle robot designs for another bid to take over the gal-

(Sauron leans over the Joker's shoulder to see the photo)

Sauron: Vader! Are those...those aren't safety googles, are they?

Vader: Silence! They wouldn't let me in without them.

(Joker and Sauron burst into laughter)

Vader thinking to himself: Curse you FIRST. At this rate Voldemort is going to be calling me for tech support. My reputation as a super-villain is RUINED! RUINED!!!!!!!