[Billfred]

Ha, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by AndyB

Darth: I find this rather demeaning that I have to stand in this yellow tape square to inflict my wrath on the head ref.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Akash Rastogi

Vader: Paaauul, join the Dark Siiiiide.
Copioli: What are you talking about....? This is FIRST.
Vader: Paaaul, don't be so ignorant. I meant IFIIIIII
Copioli: Wait....JVN....is that you?

Vader: >.>.......<.< .........Yessss, join me Paaauuulll, come to the Daaark Siiiide
Copioli: Ok ok let's see here....If I join IFI, what's in it for me? Do I get a lightsaber?

Vader: Noooo, but you get a shiney laserrrrr! And a nice corner off-*Copioli cuts him off*
Copioli: DEAL! When do I start?

First day of work:
Vader looks around at burning office.

Vader: Whyyyyyyyyy???? I trusted you Paaauul, we could've run IFI as an empire! Get out of here! You're FIRED!

Copioli: ..................Can I keep my laser though?
Vader *crying*: Huh?....Uh yea sure...whatever.


Vader *while cleaning up*: Well....at least I still have my interns.

*Coffee guy walks in*

K: Here's your megamocha latte sir, extra frothy just the way you like.
Vader: Why thank you, Karthik. Go back to your desk now.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rtfgnow
2) rsisk
3) rocketperson44
4) Daniel_LaFleur
5) lingomaniac88
6) MissInformation
7) dodar
8) kramarczyk
9) Travis Hoffman
10) JaneYoung
11) Karibou

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Mr. Pockets

(Photo is passed about at annual super-villain convention)

Joker: Ha, Vader is that you? Ha ha wow! What, have they got you speaking at FIRST competitions now? Going all GP and geek, eh?

Vader: What? Never! I wasn't there for the competition. I was just, uh...scouting about to see if there were any good battle robot designs for another bid to take over the gal-

(Sauron leans over the Joker's shoulder to see the photo)

Sauron: Vader! Are those...those aren't safety googles, are they?

Vader: Silence! They wouldn't let me in without them.

(Joker and Sauron burst into laughter)

Vader thinking to himself: Curse you FIRST. At this rate Voldemort is going to be calling me for tech support. My reputation as a super-villain is RUINED! RUINED!!!!!!!

Which means the scores are:

kramarczyk	21
lingomaniac88	18
Travis Hoffman	17
Akash Rastogi	16
AndyB	15
rocketperson44	12
Barry Bonzack	11
JaneYoung	10
Karibou	10
Daniel_LaFleur	9
GaryVoshol	9
Mr. Pockets	9
Taylor	9
Rich Wong	8
dodar	8
rsisk	8
Matt Attallah	7
Don Rotolo	7
rtfgnow	7
EricH	6
Wayne Doenges	6
MissInformation	5
bobwrit	5
Chris is me	5
Steve W	5
KarenH	4
Al Skierkiewicz	4
CHI DONG08	3
Cynette	3
RMiller	2
Tito H.	2
Chief Pride	1
Katie_UPS	1
Lil' Lavery	1
NorviewsVeteran	1
Stormnnormn	1
youngWilliam14	1

Onward!