Should've moved those left-hand rocks lower, Kowski--would've covered up the Clemson University paperwork. (Donn earned his Ph.D. from Clemson, though we don't hold that against him.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina-Clemson_Rivalry should sum it up for the uninitiated.)
(Note to self: Change offices at work before my next birthday and tell no one. Especially Stephen.)