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Originally Posted by Don Rotolo
Not an entry:
It's Monday night and we still have no results. I suspect that watching paint dry is one of Billfred's current hobbies, either that or latex paint fumes have gotten to him...
Ah, home ownership (even if it's a condo). A never ending struggle between maintenance, motivation, money and minutes.... I, for one, was elated to hear that Billfred bought his own place: Misery loves company.
Still not an entry.
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Not paint fumes so much as a bunch of popcorn ceiling dust combined with a chaser of a bug I may have acquired and a dash of no rest. (I'm taking a mental health night tonight--paint comes tomorrow and Wednesday, floors Thursday, the moving men (and lock changing) Friday.) Whoever lumped home ownership in with the American Dream must've hired out a
lot of work.
First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by rsisk
Everyone was suprised when the Elite GDC SWAT team showed up to arrest the peacock for an outstanding <G14> violation.
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Originally Posted by Ryan Simpson
Referee: Put your hands in the air and step away from the control sticks. You have been disqualified from the competition for a lack of Gracious Professionalism. You are hereby charged with one count of cockiness and two counts of fowl play.
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Jared341
2) Taylor
3) Wayne Doenges
4) rocketperson44
5) lingomaniac88
6) GaryVoshol
7) Barry Bonzack
8) bobwrit
9) Katie_UPS
10) EricH
11) Rick TYler
12) Austin H
And the burn award goes to:
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Originally Posted by Travis Hoffman
[I hate puns]
Oy.....Pop Peacock always said there'd be days like this.....
I’ve got a headache THISSSSSSS big - and it’s got this Miss Daisy Safety Captain written all over it. Just where are YOUR safety glasses, you bloomin' hypocrite?
[/I hate puns]
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Which means the scores are:
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lingomaniac88 32
Akash Rastogi 29
Travis Hoffman 27
kramarczyk 24
rsisk 21
AndyB 20
rocketperson44 17
GaryVoshol 16
Ryan Simpson 15
Taylor 15
Barry Bonzack 14
JaneYoung 14
Karibou 14
Mr. Pockets 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
EricH 12
dodar 11
Don Rotolo 11
rtfgnow 11
Wayne Doenges 11
bobwrit 10
MissInformation 9
Rich Wong 9
Al Skierkiewicz 8
Chris is me 8
Matt Attallah 7
Steve W 6
CHI DONG08 6
KarenH 4
Katie_UPS 3
Cynette 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Greg Needel 2
Jared341 2
Rick TYler 2
RMiller 2
Tito H. 2
jmanela 2
NorviewsVeteran 2
andrew348 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
Lil' Lavery 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1
Onward!