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Re: Question Regarding How To Hang A Christmas Tree From The Ceiling
It is a very simple 4-step process:
1. Place the tree firmly in a traditional tree stand, and tighten all the fasteners and mounting hardware so the tree can not come out of the stand.
2. Nail the tree stand firmly to the floor.
3. Nail the house firmly to a very large lazy susan that has been mounted vertically in the side yard.
4. Rotate the lazy susan 180 degrees.
We are always here to help. Let us know if you need anything else.
-dave
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