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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

Wish granted, your wish is granted magnificiently well, however this contradicts the laws of the universe. To correct this, the next day the universe horribly corrupts your wish. However this contradicts your wish, so your wish takes over the next day and is, again, granted magnificiently well. After about two months of these daily cycling grantings, the stress of changing from one mental extreme to the other is too much for your brain to handle. In order to deal with this mental stress, you become increasingly delusional. On the bad days, you believe that a litter of puppies is waiting around every corner to lick your face. However you balance this out by believing that, on the good days, a host of demonically possessed half-rabid kittens are waiting around the next corner to leap upon you and tear you to bits.

(don't try to resist the corruption... trust me, it doesn't turn out well.)

I wish that I could go to my friend's tabletop gaming party tommorrow.
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2008-2009: Greater Kansas City Regional: Finalists (Lost to GKC Champs). Colorado Regional: Semi-Finalists (Lost to Colorado Champs)

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