[EricH]

"I'm supposed to inspect your robot. Where is it?"

"Right here. It's made of unobtanium."

"You know that unobtanium isn't on the allowed materials list, partly because it's invisible. So where is your robot?"

"Right here. Can't you see the bumpers?"

"Are you trying to pass off your 2005 bumpers as bumpers for 2009? Where is the REAL robot?"

"I don't know... Maybe on the practice field?"

"Finally, a straight answer..." *goes off muttering something about "Kids these days...can't answer a simple question."*